
We have the best patients in the world, because of jail. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses, you right to jail. You're playing music too loud? Right to jail. Journalists? We have a special jail for journalists. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. Man #2: How do you like it? Leslie Knope: No! Man #2: How do you like that? Now imagine you're holding coffee. Burns so good! Preach!Įvery line is a pure gem.Man #1: What are you? Some kind of moron? Why don't you have hand dryers in the park bathrooms? They're so much more sanitary than paper towels! Anyone knows that! Woman: My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's feces. Well, the story of my interest level is: It’s medium.
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Online classes be like 1.”Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” This has inspired me to always order whiskey. Be inspired by our favorite quotes for your wedding about love and marriage to share with your spouse-to-be on your big. Perd Hapley did it all in the show, from being a movie critic to a judge.

It was improv! Greatness achieved 2.”I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.” -Andy. “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.” -Andy. “Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.” -Ron. Don’t promise Ron food and then whip out grilled mushrooms, man! Perfect 6. I worry what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.'” -Ron. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. In the initial seasons of the show, Leslie Knope is the Deputy in Pawnees Parks and Recreation Department. “What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butthole?” -Ron. Tammy one was his “blonde chicken,” IYKWIM. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.” - Ron. He is a-flushed with Caash! Jean-Ralphio is a mood 10. “I made money the old-fashioned way *SINGING* I got run over by a Lexus”- Jean-Ralphio. 'Call an ambulance A different ambulance The one I ran into' Andy NBC / Parks and Recreation / Via Only Andy could hurt himself by running into an ambulance. Indeed Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?” -Ann. “One time my refrigerator stopped working I didn’t know what to do. “I know what I’m about, son.” That should be on every kid’s dorm room wall.
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“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.” -Ron. She is built different! Built Different 15. “I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented.” -Leslie. “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.” -Ron.

Toast, popcorn, grapes *GASPS*…butter is my favorite food.” -Andy. “All my favorite foods have butter on them. Ahh, Leslie, thank god you’re married now.

“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” -Leslie. So while we anxiously await Tuesday's mega-finale, 'One Last Ride,' we thought it might be best to karate chop our feelings by looking back at Pawnee's resident FBI. I like to think it applies to life.” -Andy. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

“If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living.” - Ron, such an unexpected line from him. It lowers their enthusiasm” -Ron, putting every man to shame.
